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A Royal Pain: the Musical

Script only. A highly ridiculous musical, A Royal Pain is a medieval tale of Prince Daniel, who must find a bride in one week in order to become king. Enter evil Royal Advisor, some rat-princesses, a crazy nurse, and a beautiful but sassy baker who may just unintentionally win the Prince’s heart. And it’s all narrated by two medieval rock-stars.


The Black Plague (Band)

     Sir Edward Von Jagger - Medieval rock-star narrator 

     Anvil Latrine - Medieval rock-star narrator

          Band member 1

          Band member 2

          Band member 3

Prince Daniel - A great warrior who lacks experience with women 

Rose - The town baker. Attractive yet jaded

Derek - Daniel's best friend and all around ladies man

Rufas - The evil Royal Advisor

Spigot Breath - Rufas's minion. Transforms into a beautiful woman 

King - Wise, kind, old, and senile

Maude - King and Daniel's nurse and caretaker. Saucy and versatile. 

Rat Princesses

     Sibyl- Very needy

     Gabby- Talks all the time 

     Muriel- Dirty and sloppy 

     Stella- A diva

     Hildegarde- Has man-hands

Royal Counselors 

     Counselor 1 

     Counselor 2 

     Counselor 3

Back-Up Ladies 

     Back-up 1 

     Back-up 2 

     Back-up 3


  • Size268 KB
  • Length55 pages


A Royal Pain: the Musical

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