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How to be Human: A Monster Musical (script)

Cast: 7 males, 9 females

Run Time: Approximately 2 hours

Script only. A group of monsters who are studying humans are thrilled when two high school students accidentally stumble into their classroom. Zombie love songs, monster-human relations, and delightful twists abound in this musical comedy about appreciating yourself just the way you are.


Abigail- brainiac, over stressed, perfectionist, practical, does not deviate, thrives on normality

Julian- left of center teenage boy. Always dreaming, geeky, gawky, obsessed with other-worldly things 

Witch Wilhelmina- teacher of the "how to be human" school. Eccentric, dry, rough around the edges, heart of gold

Cecil - a cyborg; depressed, dopey, hopeless

Daisy- a Sasquatch; prissy, extremely girly, high maintenance, pink

Boyd- an abominable snowman; manly, charming, hairy

Veronica- a vampire; attractive, deceitful

Belinda- a banshee; soulful, sassy

Todd- a zombie

Earl- half-zombie, half-gnome

George- a zombie

Ralph- Frankenstein; surprisingly well-mannered and smart

Helena- a werewolf; feisty, rudy

Caroline, Martha, Dot - minions

  • Size225 KB
  • Length61 pages


How to be Human: A Monster Musical (script)

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